“Sir, step out of your rust-mobile, slowly!”  You know that there’s a problem when there’s more color on your girl friends finger nails than on your ride.  When your cars original pain color is black but it’s identified as brown by everyone else you know you have a rust problem.

If the gas in your tank is more valuable than the vehicle it’s in, I’m sorry bud, but it’s time to move on.  It’s nice when your car grabs attention from other drives and passersby, but not when they point, laugh and take a picture.