Halloween is still a few months away but here we see one farmer perfecting his pumpkin growing recipe with plenty of time to spare. This pumpkin has been investigated and passed all random doping tests conducted, just like Berry Bonds, even though its head has grown unnaturally.

Although impressive, anyone considering purchasing this pumpkin for Halloween has to consider legal issues which may arise. Oversize-load transportation permit may be required to haul this bad boy onto your front porch. Forklift optional.